Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 May 30, 2011
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sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture
Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.
by lickmycock March 02, 2014
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revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!
by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 20, 2014
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sperm movie

Movie, book, whatever, in which one guy battles massive piles of villains or weapons to get to the goal. Pretty obvious where the image came from.
"Superhero flicks are such sperm movies."
by Dudlette February 02, 2014
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sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.
good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!
by Madcowwithatail January 28, 2018
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Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz
Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy
by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020
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Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole
Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling
by Shelbusxo November 11, 2015
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