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Sperm Talk

Synonymous with real shit, type shit, type stuff, Ect.
Lynzie: “This shits kinda hittin
Will: “Sperm talk”
by Beezel April 2, 2023
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Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping
I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.
by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016
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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 October 24, 2011
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revenge of the sperms

When a girl purposely holds a freshly acquired load of sperm in her mouth, possibly pretending to swallow, then kisses the man while transferring the sperm into his mouth, probably followed by giggling and nipple twisting. He can't complain, he just got a bj!
Dude! That barista chick gave me a bj last night but then she gave me revenge of the sperms!
by Hidden Penis Crouching Tiger February 23, 2014
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Sperm agent

A fanny fuck who likes to compare different flavours of jizz
Male :Do you think Mack is I a cum agent

Other male: aye he guzzled my spaff after I chugged away in the toilet

Male1: what a sperm agent penis milk drinking nonce boy
by Celtic staff rape children January 10, 2020
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sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.
good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!
by Madcowwithatail May 3, 2018
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Sperm Spicket

Wow! Gabe has a thick sperm spicket!
by SquirtleMom June 28, 2019
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