IQ Speak

when somebody uses big words to over complicate what they are saying and make themselves sound smarter. Common in intelligent and stupid people alike.

Robert (Normal Speak): My job is getting pretty tough bro.
Robert (IQ Speak): My occupation is progressing into a most challenging state, my keen fellow

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 28, 2011

Gummy Speak

To speak with a mouth full of Gummy Bears.

I though she said, "Rumful" but it was gummy speak for beautiful.

by typherious April 26, 2009

junky speak

The rabbling on of any non scientific claim or topic having to do with drug use or addiction by a former addict. Makes no difference if the former addict
has credentials as a drug counselor or not, has a bachelors or masters dgree. He or she steadfastly holds tight to unscientific or superstitious claims regarding substance abuse or recovery that have been debunked or found to have no real validity.

A counselor who's only has experience being a junky i.e his or her personal experience with addiction speaks on their "junky speak" claims that other non narcotic drugs should not be used to break chemical addiction, because those drugs are "evil" and "stupid". This is a clear example of "junky speak."

by Hermes Trismigistus November 20, 2013

Sphincter Speak

(absolute, certainty, erudition, pedagogue, positous), authoritative peremptory, pedant, verbose, pompous, &/or didactic speech or instruction; drawing conclusions based on or integrating assumptions; wishful thinking passing as fact or doctrine.

I didn't mind the traffic ticket so much as the sphincter speak that went along with it.

by Darth Johnny December 8, 2010

Jesus Speaking

The art of Jesus speaking,talking to dead people through a microwave.

Frank : What are you going to do today?
Anthony : I'm going to do some Jesus speaking
Frank : Who will you talk to?
Anthony : Actually whoever replies lol.

by Zxkred June 22, 2018

Deceptively Speaking

A round about way of saying that you are lying when the liar doesn't want to admit they are lying

Jim: I'm deceptively speaking
Bob: BULL! You are a liar. Tell me the truth now

by captainbuttons December 18, 2012

As we speak

(1.) Often said in dramatic moments where the situation was never planned to happen but (2.) can be said in more casual moments

1. Flight 498 has had an engine fire and is heading to the nearest airport to make an emergency landing as we speak

2. I can see the delivery driver is en-route as we speak so you should have your food within the next 5 minutes

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022