Spanish Microwave

This is when a female quefs under the covers and shuves your head under,much like the dutch oven.

OMG you shouldve seen what she did to me!!She totally just spanish microwaved me!!!

by omfgurfaceissick May 13, 2010

spanish ninja

Very simular to the Ninja... this is an intense sexual position involving a man and a woman and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lighs in the room
second, you start banging the girl in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in her ass and pull out so she "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... you very stealthly sneak around her side and scream TEQUILA!!! and give her a champion Dirty Sanchez.

Madonna:Damn, i got spanish ninjad pretty bad last night.
Me: Yeah you still have shit on your upper lip.

by air dick October 11, 2005

shanus

It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.

Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"

by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006

Stanus

Short for 'stained anus' - The undesirable dark appearance of a stripper, porn star or body builder's sphincter, which usually results in the sufferer seeking anal bleaching treatment.

Pornstar 1: You getting much work?

Pornstar 2: Naw, I missed out on that part in Anal Rump Humpers 32 -- the director said I need to get my stanus problem cleared up.

by cogboy May 22, 2008

Spanish Mackrel

The nasty smell that a womans pussy emits after several weeks of being used as a cum dumpster and never washed between sexual encounters...

also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"

Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...

by Big n' Long Tom October 31, 2009

spanish moon

1)a very bright full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a bar in New Orleans

3)a song by Little Feat about a bar in New Orleans

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb March 14, 2012

spanish wedding

A girl stands in the middle of a group of guys, dancing like a spanish person. The guys jack off onto the girl and the cum is like "steamers and confetti". The girl keeps dancing.

Olivia was a part of the spanish wedding.

by gttom September 4, 2014