An American state sport, in other words, jacking off. Numerous other ways of saying this include Beating the meat, playing the devil’s fiddle (for you Christian white guys).
Viktor: Dude, you gotta come see this photo of Mia Khalifa!
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
James: Gimme a sec, I’m gonna go spank the monkey...
by Goddamnit James February 07, 2018
An ear spanking is what happens when someone is nagging or talking to much to the other people who are forced to listen.
1. Monica gave her husband a real ear spanking for coming home late last night.
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
2. Don't ask Monica what's up , unless you want an ear spanking!
by Mihighness August 20, 2005
When you are verbally reprimanded as an adult (typically at work, can be publicly or privately) and you feel humiliated like you did when you were a kid and were spanked.
by Valkyrie5683 July 30, 2009
by CoCoa March 17, 2005
The magical bank in a persons head where one can save,deposit or withdraw memorable mental images*,usually with the intention of having an epic wanksterbate over them later.
*i.e: tittys and ass
*i.e: tittys and ass
A: "Yo,check out the mega miniskirt on the coca-cola rep,shes goin in the spankbank"
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."
B: "yea i'll withdraw one later."
A: "Bro that girl over there got some big big tittys"
B: "Yea dude i made a deposit into the spank bank like 8 miniutes ago."
by StringsUp300 April 07, 2008
by mfmc April 06, 2010
An abnormally large puddle of semen produced by the vigorous masterbation of two or more men. Can also be created by a slammin' gang bang (or railroading, bukkake etc.) when all participants unload their product in a predetermined spot (ex. Pool Table, Girls Stomach etc).
by Googly Eye December 05, 2004