cha cha real smooth

how low can you go 🧍 ♀️ can you go down low 👩 🦼 all the way to the floor 🧎 ♂️can you bring it to the top 👩 🦼like it never gonna stop 🧍 ♀️can you bring it to the top 🕴🏻one hop, right foot now, left foot now y’all, cha cha real smooth 💃🕺💃🕺

friend: hey what’s a ‘cha cha’
y/n: cha cha real smooth 💃🕺💃🕺💃

by not Maddie lol December 4, 2020

Slothman

A sloth is someone who likes to party, get rowdy, and wants it bad.

"After slothman fell in the fire, she sloth clawed her way out..."

by sehchron June 30, 2008

GQ smooth

feelings of strong appraisal towards an african american to another afrian american, towards their feelings and ability to get women

Mr GQ smooth or something

by mr GQ October 20, 2010

sloth

1. Two- or three- toed tree-dwelling mamal. The sloth's slowness is caused by it's inability to move more than one major voluntary muscle at a time. Needless to say, sloth reproduction is hilarious.

2. One of the seven deadly sins -- a sort of laziness. According to Catholic Doctrine, all laziness is a sub-form of sloth (much as all anger is a sub-form of wrath), but to truly epitomize sloth, you must be unwilling to take action -- even to help yourself -- out of simple laziness.

1. The sloth is nature's ultimate prey.

2. I was going to shower this week, but then I had an attack of sloth.

by Al February 13, 2005

Smooth criminals

The shaved testicles of a man.

Hello! Did you shave your balls?
Who doesn't love a couple of smooth criminals?

by atzza January 17, 2015

smooth jazz

A musical genre characterized by bland instrumental watered-down jazz; the soundtrack for men inbetween mid-life-crisises.
Every city has a radio station devoted to this brand of ambient droning -- usually called "The Oasis."

Was it just me, or was that elevator ride made more enjoyable by the smooth jazz stylings played at a reasonable volume?

Smooth jazz talked my parents into having sex last night.

My dad and the elevator both listen to "The Oasis."

by Gus February 12, 2005

CL smooth

slang for a cold Coors Light, the best beer in the world.

I'm drinkin' a couple of CL smooths and watching the game tonight.

by runey777 May 25, 2009