Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted”

by OGDURT May 29, 2019

Smatter

What’s a matter

What’s smatter poppet?

by wickothedico June 21, 2019

Smarter mcsmarterson

Smarter mcsmarterson is somebody who thinks there smart but they are actually kinda dumb

Madison asked for an answer to a question and she said she was smart so they called her smarter mcsmarterson

by Dad loves pickles June 7, 2020

Smartester

when yu smart boi and gud grammer and speling.

I ees the smartester pursun!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 6, 2020

Sharttered

When you're so sad or upset, that you shart.

"Im sorry. I think my son just sharttered."
"Bro. Don't Shartter."

by Mighty Cock March 2, 2021

smarter than the average bare

Refers to a nudist-camp member who possesses more brains than most of his fellow in-the-buff neighbors.

I wanted to have sex with an attractive chick whom I saw sunning herself "au naturale" and therefore presumably ultra-comfy with casual intimacy, but she turned out to be significantly smarter than the average bare in that although she was indeed "willing", she insisted that I use condoms.

by QuacksO May 20, 2021