Sleepies

Taking selfies while acting like you're sleeping.

Stop taking sleepies and get your ass to sleep!

by Tntporkchop August 23, 2016

Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

Sleepy blowie

When you fall asleep with a penis in your mouth and the natural movement gets him to completion.

Holly woke up in the morning with something in her mouth and realized that she had given John a sleepy blowie.

by Jlove8899 July 23, 2017

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)

Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!

by freyjahandseb April 18, 2018

Sleepy Earful

The act of depositing semen in your partner's ear cavity after they fell asleep during sex.

When I noticed she had fallen asleep while riding mybone rollercoaster I decided she needed a good dose of sleepy earful.

by SoftNgentle April 18, 2018

Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.

I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.

by Joey Norris December 28, 2018