Similarictionary

A much, much, better word for thesaurus. Like what, thesaurus is so boring!! SIMILARICTIONARY!

Hey John, could you pass me the similarictionary? I need to look up another word for asshole!

by kirkirkirkirkirkirkirkirkirkir May 20, 2016

simulology

The religion and belief the the world is a giant computer simulation running on someone's laptop. As a computer simulation, it is believed that the world is out of balance and with enough time, generations, and trial and error it will evolve itself out into a perfect society.

Hey Mike, are you catholic?
No man, I believe in simulology

by Starbuck14 March 17, 2018

simulposted

The process of two people writing, and particularly posting to a bulletin board at roughly the same time, each not knowing the other was doing so. It is off particular significance when similar points are being expressed in each post.

Yes, those tires' traction was awesome. Apparently we "simulposted!"

by ribick December 29, 2018

simul poop

When you and your girl decide to poop in the same toilet, in bob sled position. Aka the simul poop.

Girl: “Babe our apartment is so small, and I have to poop.”
Boy: “babe come to the bathroom we can simul poop.”

by GaPeach007 May 4, 2019

Simultype

when two or more individuals respond simultaneously to a chat or text message in a manner that creates confusion.

I was telling Zak that I liked his idea, but then he made a second suggestion that I hated, and since we simultyped now he has the wrong idea!

Zak 10:14am: Do you want to go to the mall?
Zak 10:22am: Or maybe the see the new Kevin Smith movie?
Tom 10:22am: Yes, I love that idea. Let's do THAT!
Zak 10:22am: Sweet just hit purchase on the tickets!
Tom 10:23am: What? No! I hate Kevin Smith movies?!

by Funnyguy0818 May 7, 2020

Simulshit

When two people shit simultaneously in the same bathroom.

I’m not simulshitting with you in there man

by Moteltrap July 22, 2020

Stimulante

A person with whom you’re not exclusively dating yet, however you’re “talking”, going on dates, and proceeding towards a monogamous romantic relationship.

“I’m about to go chill with my stimulante tonight. I think he wants to commit. “

by QueenPeaches October 14, 2021