jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.

I just had a total jessica simpson moment.

by smashleeey March 9, 2008

simpsons

A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.

Daaamn girr'l, you still watch that shit?

by Dan April 4, 2004

The Simpsons

A fuckin' classic TV show. Long-running from 80s and still running. Far better than Family Guy and American Dad.

You haven't seen a great animated comedy if you've never seen The Simpsons.

by RebelDroomzyD June 30, 2014

Bro J. Simpson

Noun. That best friend of yours that always gets blamed for things he probably did, yet still gets away with them.

Chad: Dude, did you hear Mike got caught pulling a double decker last week?
Brandon: No way, seriously?
Chad: Yeah, but he def totes got away with it, brah. We got Bro J. Simpson over here...

by The Makeout Bandit October 25, 2011

The Simpsons

Truly the greatest show ever made. period. the setting is still somewhat in the 1990s,yet they still parody things like the i phone and current events, like the bp oil spill,up coming election,ect. the best thing about this show, is the vast world inside of it. matt groening may have a massive ego,acording to some family guy creators.(look at what hes created!!!). family guy has ran out of ideas, turning stewie from a evil genious baby to a latent homosexual adult in a babys body.they got cancelled twice. homers still the same alcoholic fatass who gets into all kinds of crazy shit and they still get alot of ratings. and FG riped off the simpsons,big time. peter is same as homer-alcoholic,fat,stupid,poor judgement,dad. lois,marge-wife,more calm and collected than husband,the one who talks husband out of stupid shit. bart chris-son,does bad at school.(chris and bart are not the same per se,seth had to dodge copyright laws).Meg Lisa-smart,social outcast. stewie maggie-evil baby, no one notics it. maggie has shot someone just like stewie. only maggie did it like 10 years earlier.

the simpsons is a damn good show.

by keepskatin'bro December 1, 2011

Bro Jay Simpson

Something you call a close friend. Often involving bromance, or bromosexualism.

Yo Bro Jay Simpson you totally just gave be a broner.

by Bro Nameth April 6, 2009

Little Lisa Simpson

Someone who is "politically active" due to their narcissistic personality disorder or ill-conceived search for identity and meaning in life. Often caught lecturing others about every single thing that is wrong with society, but not interested in giving up any of their own luxuries or volunteering for any of the actual hard work.

The phrase itself is a reference to Lisa's habit of hijacking social interactions to shame and patronize others with her political and moral absolutism. Best exemplified in the episode 'Bart Star' (Season 9, Episode 6); where Lisa attempts to insert herself to fight for issue after issue, and is thwarted each time with news of morally neutral or even positive solutions to each issue Lisa has raised. In the end, Lisa runs away to cry because rather than truly caring about these issues, Lisa shows us that she only uses them to construct what she thinks is an exciting personal identity in an otherwise dull life.

Phil has become such a Little Lisa Simpson about the environment on social media lately.
Yeah, he sure as fuck burns every ounce of that jet-fuel his parents pay for though.

by HariFontaine February 13, 2019