Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Sibling

A person that you love and hate at the same time.

Sibling: Hey, can you clean my room?

You: of course

You POV: He or she Is so dead after this!

by xakirax11 August 3, 2021

Sibling Rivalry

Sibling rivalry is when you travel to Europe and visit culturally significant sites; so as to only be able to boast about random trivia in front of your older sibling. Also referred to as the bourgeoisie way of smack talk.

M's sibling rivalry resulted in her taking an unnecessarily expensive trip to the Acropolis museum in Greece.

by marvintheandroid October 19, 2021

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020

God siblings

God siblings are the children that your godmother or godfather have baptised. Many people say if a godparent has baptised a girl, the other children she will baptize must be girls so they won’t get married

I just met my God siblings. My mother was sure that I had no God siblings, but my godmother had baptized other children in the past.

by swaggiestoutofswaggiests April 26, 2021

Younger sibling

Your sibling. The most simple-minded object on the planet. U’d give them ur liver or ur kidney but not ur phone charger. Smart.

Younger sibling means bad
“TAKE MEH KIDNEYS, TAKE MEH LIVER BUT NOT MEH CHARGER!”
“I hate my sibling, he gets away with everything”

by New Dictonse May 6, 2021