Foggy Spectacles

A man masturbates and gets as much pre-cum as he can on the lenses of a woman's glasses then leaves them face up for 12 hours to dry on the lenses making them foggy.

I was getting kinda annoyed at Amy for keeping those 3D glasses so I did the Foggy Spectacles.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

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cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

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Text-spectating

the urge to receive a text back after sending one to someone

Text-spectating is essential if you want him to fall over for you. I left him on read so that he would be text-spectating and now we've been dating for six months.

by Michael Fox September 13, 2018

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Heritage Spector

A ceiling fan that has a mushroom light kit (sometimes schoolhouse globe) and has 36 inch blades it is a spinner and is good (crappy for other people) traditional spinner

I just installed a 90s HERITAGE SPECTOR in my room.

by Peter91292 December 6, 2020

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