Alcohol Shift

Calling into work to request more shifts with the intention of spending the money earned on alcohol for the weekend.

Ah, that reminds me. I must ring work today for some alcohol shifts for this weekend.

by Moet111 February 20, 2011

Dick shift

The sex position in which the male is laying on his back and the female sits on his stomach. Her feet are on his feet working them like petals while simultaneously working his dick like a manual shifter. The male has the option to then use her breasts as a steering wheel.

Hoe: "I'm thinking we ride the dick shift tonight."
Guy: "sounds great! Let's go through a hilly landscape? There's a lot more shifting and turning involved."
Hoe: "I get tired of shifting and you gonna stretch out my boobs!"
Guy: "you wanna fight bitch!"

by DuRt October 13, 2014

Dick shifter

A guy, who no matter where he is, will adjust his dick as if he is driving a stick shift rally car.

That guy in the hall is a real dick shifter

by Sharboyhohahha October 3, 2017

Back seat shifting

Back seat shifting, to get or give a hand job in the back seat of a car.

See: Paris Hilton shifting in the back seat of a '68 Camaro.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.

by Louis_Cali July 31, 2007

shitweld

the remains of a very healthy shit in the back of the toilet that won,t come off without a good scrub.

I had to shit so bad, I shitwelded the back of the toilet.

by martime July 26, 2005

morning shift

To take a dump in the morning.

I'm working the morning shift today.

by trappy76 June 17, 2009

make shift

an alternative to actually puchasing something. made from anything at hand.

the bong made from a juice box was make shift as it used items meant for another purpose

by scroogle September 9, 2003