The week during which a woman has her period. There will be blood, an uncomfortable sense of tension and a bad tempered, unpredictable beast.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Take heed during shark week. If you show signs of weakness or aggression, you will be attacked. If you get attacked, it will be all your fault, infinitely more traumatic for her and you'll never be allowed to forget it.
Man 1-"Why is your wife glaring at you from the window?"
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
Man 2-"Shark week. She's looking for an excuse to strike"
Man 1-"Pub?"
Man 2-"Hell yes."
by MagickDio January 9, 2011
Get the Shark Weekmug. Baby shark is a crappy kids song. Children from ages 12 months and up usually listen to baby shark. It is these kids singing different shark roles. Like baby shark, mummy shark and more. It is very annoying and makes me pissed off
Mum: Hey sweetheart you ready?
2 year old: YAA!
Mum: song* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!
2 year old: YAA!
Mum: song* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO BABY SHARK!
by Please help!! 🤪😂😂🖕🏻 October 2, 2019
Get the Baby Sharkmug. noun -
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish
1. an explicative used in dismay or surprise
2. an interogative word used when questioning a foolish happening
3. a last resort uttering when a ghastly event occurs
4. Translatable to Spanish
" Holy Shark tits! that alien mostly came at night...mostly"
" What the shark tits were you thinking?"
" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"
"!Tetas de tiburones!"
" What the shark tits were you thinking?"
" Ooohhh Shark tits! They're dead"
"!Tetas de tiburones!"
by Saaad Panda May 4, 2006
Get the shark titsmug. Used to be the song every kid sang as a memory from summer camp, but now everyone sings it to be annoying.
Random Person walking down the street: "BAAABYY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO"
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA I love the baby shark song it's sooo funny
Person B: HAHAHAHAHA I love the baby shark song it's sooo funny
by Anonymous_avocado December 11, 2018
Get the Baby Sharkmug. Original meaning was the point when a television series shows it has run out of ideas and must resort to stunts to retain viewer interest. Derived from a scene in the last years of Happy Days when the Fonz waterskied over a shark. Includes actions such as "it was all a dream" episodes, live episodes, lead actors playing guest characters, and putting entire cast into a parody of some pop cultural event.
It looks like "Will and Grace" decided to jump the shark. They are doing a live episode in black and white where they are all characters from Star Wars. Elton John will play Jabba the Hut who shoots Jack with a "straight ray" gun.
by Brent Thompson September 22, 2005
Get the jump the sharkmug. by CharlieB June 13, 2005
Get the mud sharkmug. having a shark dick means that you enjoy having sex while your girl is on her period. Sharks go after blood.
by Rhonda Mchillfinder September 23, 2012
Get the Shark dickmug.