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Sharking for Parking

The act of driving around over and over in the same overfilled parking lot to find a spot. If you find your self getting really pissed off and driving recklessly to beat others to a open spot and/or stalking a person walking to their car to imminently take their spot, then your sharking the parking lot.
sorry im fuckin late, ughh...Sharking for Parking at this university can suck my dick!! I drive a V-Dub where the fuck is my celebrity parking damn-it.
by Lovetrav April 12, 2011
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shaving the rabbits back

John: Yo Bro, what did you do last night?
Steve: I shaved the rabbits back
John: what the fuck is shaving the rabbits back?
Steve: after no shave november I though it was time for a haircut for the poontang I'm gonna get tonight
by Lolsquarefacejew December 19, 2009
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Shabing

When a girl puts ice cubs in her mouth while she is giving head

Guy1: "Damn bro I got shabinged last night"
Guy2: "1 or 2 ice cubes?"
Guy1: "2!"
Guy2: "Sweet!"
by Jeremy Shanley March 18, 2010
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Shaving the Bouvier

To trim down a full, thick plot of pubic hair. From the dog breed "Bouvier des Flandres," known for its' distinctive, thick coat of fur.
"I have a busy day ahead of me - groceries, picking up the dry cleaning, and shaving the Bouvier today before a nap on the sofa."
by pontiuspilate February 2, 2013
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shaving party

when you and your bros get together and shave
"Yo me and the dudes got together yesterday and had a shaving party"
by SassyBoy69 October 19, 2014
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sharango

Sharango is one who takes pleasure in arguing with car salesmen. He will ask questions of the salesman to which he already knows the answer, only to ridicule them in their ignorance.
The poor man selling Toyotas was unprepared when Sharango came to the dealership and made him look like a fool.
by Cheeseybulb April 30, 2015
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The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs
rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?
by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009
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