sex

a weird but supposedly beautiful activity in which people stick their privates in other people's orifi to make babies and for pleasure. Something everyone supposedly looks for in life.
Man:Let me fuck you with my dick for the hell of it. Lets have sex
Woman:Oh Id love too
by Mimono July 23, 2010
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Sex

It's what the person who searched for the word, "sex" ISN'T getting.
"I'm not having sex, so I'm going to search for it on Urban Dictionary"
by aw? May 10, 2009
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sex

when a man puts his penis inside a womans vagina
usually done for pleasure by teens and horny people
done to make babies
Jane - Did he have sex with you last night?
Ginger - yeah he was good
by sexxgoddess February 27, 2005
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no sex

Can we have sex?

No.

Well, can we have no sex?

FUCK YEAH!

by Whoopi Goldberg January 14, 2007
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sex

sex is like air, you dont worry about it until your not getting any
by dannyjesusv September 14, 2010
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sex

when a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's wet vagina
I came home from work one day to find my husband naked drinking a beer on out counter. His cock, largest I've ever seen. It looked tasty but I didn't want to show it until we got into sex mode. I knew what I was in for that night, and it was going to be amazing...
He came over to me and he stripped off my blouse and bra and threw them to the side. He unbuttoned my jeans and took off my panties, slowly and romantically. He started to kiss me, his hard cock rubbing against my stomach. He picked me up and threw me onto the bed. Here iit comes. I stradeled my legs and he gave me oral, his tounge exploring my wet pussy. He hit my clit and sent me into screams of pleasure. So I had enough of that, so I flipped him over and I was in control. I carefully slid his hard penis into my pussy and I began to bounce, fast but small. "Ohhh, BABY I love it when you do thatttt... AH!" then i pushed his penis fast and hard and immediate into my pussy and rubbed up and down, in and out hard and fast. I knew he was enjoying it so I let him take control.
He was on top of me missionary style, and his penis never left my vagina. I loved it. He went in out in out in out super fast and harder than he ecer had. "Come on Kurt, I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT HARDER.... AHHH, MMMM, FUCK ME BABY fUcK mE!" I could feel his penis fluttering my g-spot and i knew i was in for an enormous orgasm.
Then he hit me. I went into a giant happy orgasm, and he pulled his penis out of me, and I knew he was almost there, he was all the time sucking on my tits, which felt amazing and he was nibbling and messaging his tounge against my nipples. We went into doggie style on the ground and after 5 mins, he had his orgasm. I could feel the hot cum filling me up and we held there for a minute. He pulled his penis out and I looked down. It wasn't hard so I took his penis and messaged it gently, letting my boobs bounce around in his face. His penis stood up and curved toward me. I knew we were ready for one last bang. This time, Kurt was really into it and he was wildly yelling and groaning my name, while I was straddled on him. We both had an orgasm at almost the same time, and I quickly pulled his penis out of my pussy and into my mouth, giving him a cummy blowjob. It was delicious and he loved it, my mouth so moist and my tounge sucking on each ball.
Eventually, after Kurt's best BJ, we went to sleep with eachother. Both on our sides spooning, with my legs around him, dreaming about out best sex EVER.
by kurt and me love eachother January 27, 2009
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Sex

Who the HELL do you think you are... Searching up SEX on the Urban Dictionary.

...

But then again...
I'm the one defining it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your face when they ask if you want sex.

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by TikkiTakki December 25, 2015
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