Self-Deletus

A way of saying delete. In this case, self-deletus would mean deleting your self.

Bob:"Yeetus, Yeetus, don't commit self-deletus!"

Joe:*stares at Bob like he's a weirdo* "Huh?"

by You're screwed June 4, 2019

Keemo Self-Succ

The act of curling up and sucking your own dick.
Inspired by the great keemo breslin

Hey man, you should really try out the Keemo Self-Succ!

by Aswin_bong69 October 15, 2017

you better check yo self

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

by miaobaid August 25, 2014

a man's selfie

A selfie that obviously was taken by someone who does not take selfies regularly (e.g. angle off; face half in the picture; too low, too high etc.) The kind of selfie that a man might take.

Rob, not at all a vain person, took the worst selfie I have ever seen! It was a man's selfie personified!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021

note to self

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder

1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"

by Kommando July 8, 2004

seafoaming

the act of giving a woman a golden shower after eating asparagus to give a uniquely foul smelling odor and pungent scent which causes the urine to foam, thus humiliating the woman.

get over her cunt, im going to be seafoaming you all night.

by delmarboy6969 July 25, 2010

Hari Seldon

In Isaac Asimov's Foundation Series, the creator of psychohistory, a mathematical model of human populations.

I predict that Iran will try to nuke Israel, but hey, I'm no Hari Seldon

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004