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Seagull

A flying fuck. Can be used as a way to ask for sex.

WARNING// Be careful asking for seagull. They might think you are calling them a flying fuck. You will definitely not get fucked if you do that. :)
Person 1- "Hey Justin, do you wanna come over to my place and seagull?"

Person 2- "Yeah Selena, that sounds great!"

"Ugh! You are such a seagull!"
by failedabortion22 November 23, 2016
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Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.
Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.
by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019
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Seagulling

Seagulling is when you spy on two people having sex and when they're about to finish, you jump out and pretend your a seagull.
I can't believe James seagulled me and Karen last night. Seagulling (Jumping out and acting like a seagull)
by Mic meadows February 8, 2017
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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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Seagulled

When you’re waiting for your coffee to be made, and there’s a big queue and someone swoops in and takes your coffee because it’s a similar order to theirs.
I ordered a mocha but I think I’ve been seagulled
by Gecko72 February 13, 2023
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Seagulling

When Bethesda CEO Todd Howard flies by the creative offices at Bethesda and shits all over someone's suggested idea which in turn keeps a good idea from going into fallout 76 starfield and fallout 4. Can also refer to when Bethesda offered the creators of Fallout New Vegas a pay bonus for an 85 on metacritic but rejected it when they got an 84.
Damn it Todd Howard is Seagulling again I'm already paid in literal bottle caps
by Cat Revolution yt June 8, 2022
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