Scruffy

the act of grinding your fist into a males crotch.

"I'm going to give you a scruffy!"

by Wizkid00009 October 9, 2009

scruff

v. To fart. To emit gas from the anus.

What's that smell? Did somebody scruff?

by mackers July 25, 2007

scuff nut

when a guy wipes nut on a girls mouth

that bitch got scuff nut on her teeth

by Jose Holland March 15, 2008

schaffen

to act a fool or like michael schafer.

Anthony was acting all crazy so Michael siad," Stop schaffen bro."

by michael growney January 31, 2009

phone schluff

Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.

Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session

As he laid in bed, she called him and she provided phone schluff -- he was soon fast asleep.

by Jopher714 March 28, 2010

Scruffle

To take a comb and brush someones hair and look at the scalp for dandruff

"Hey, i have alot of dandruff, so i brought u a comb so you can scruffle and loosen it up before i take a shower."

by mynameisshepimpsavage August 3, 2009

Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS)

The spectrum by which a girl's body is rated in comparison to her face, where butterface is an ugly face v a nice body and scuffin muffin is a nice face v an ugly body. A zero is optimal, denoting your body and face are roughly at the same attractiveness level.

Guy: "Ehh I'll give her a overall 7.5 on the hotness scale, but on the Butterface-Scuffin Muffin Spectrum (B-SMS) she's moderately leaning towards Scuffin Muffin."

by Cunty Punter October 18, 2010