Samurai Anthony

samurai Anthony
Defintion: An unatrual human or creature, lives for 1000's of millions of years. he is so powerful if he breathes he can kill you, if you run you will find your body parts everywhere, if he blinks the part that he faces blows up, if he stomps he will cause a destructive earthquake, no one knows when this species dies last known death rate ratio was around 0:0. if ever encountering one just close your eyes and pray that you will not become a bitch to them. they eat dead people and souls, and especially tears of children.
R.I.P for those that have come in contact with him i wish you all a very very sory.
they say that jack the ripper killed all of those people guess again.
Stay out of samurai anthony's path, because if you do it will be your last.
one last thing when death layed its hands on him, death died.
sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
Source: big big big big big big guy, california

sentence: As zach was walking down the street, zach looked at samurai anthony and died.
please publish this, this is for a friend

by big big big big big big guy April 23, 2008

Samalam

Iphone Geek, Who Hates Children. that thinks jelly is amazing. and has no idea what to do with his life...

Iphone Geek Samalam

by Nick_a. April 27, 2011

Sexual Simulation

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

The Communist Democracy of Samland

A weird place that exists full of nerds. They have bad sports teams and many citizens have emigrated to better countries. The population is quickly declining. It faces a serious economic downturn and is failing to supply anyone with anything. It leader is obese. It has a 100 percent unemployment rate. Weed is banned but is commonly smuggled into the country. Their wall is failing to construct due to lack of funds. They abuse many animals notably sharks and monkeys. Their relations with the superior country of hunter is very hostile though they know they must look up to hunter to survive socially and economicly.

The Communist Democracy of Samland is weird

by natsirteg123 February 8, 2019

samurai

Ancient Japanese warrior, usually sword-wielding.

"This is a samurai sword."

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

samual

samual (serious-sam)

a quick insult for someone who is being moody or taking something to serious for your liking.

Alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark

chris: chill out samual

or......

Alex: mate i think we should go home now its getting dark

Chris : mate why do you always have to be such a samual?

by the benzmiester June 30, 2009

Salty Samurai

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

by Nick December 20, 2004