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You are retarded

IQ of 70 or lower

People who have to look up I shit on your mom's face last night.
You are retarded. Need I say more?

Why the fuck did you follow the link at I shit on your mom's face last night?
by Lixer December 13, 2007
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Retarded

a. Stupid
b. Messed up
c. Crazy, silly, goofy
a. That girl is retarded for stealing when she is rich as hell!
b. Damn boy, your website is looking retarded!
c. Man, it's boring in here. Let's get retarded!
by YoBabyMama August 8, 2005
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retarded fuckchild

self explainitory
"Stop beating our retarded fuckchild"
by Yes Ma'am January 25, 2003
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retarded

Someone who is a dumb fuck and eats tar.
Jack ate tar he is so retarded. (real life example)
by Getrekt1738 July 9, 2016
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Retarded

The word retarded in slang means to get stupid; just act how you want to; dance like you don't know what you're doing. One normally becomes "retarded" after popping an ecstasy pill or doing some sort of drug.
Remember though....ThIzZ iZ wHaT iT iZ
Get stupid, go dumb, act retarded.
by Hyphy101 December 31, 2007
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retarded faggot

a retarded faggot is my math teacher fuck her stupid prick
me: ok let's do math class.
my math teacher: ok guys homework time do it in a few days now cuz im a fucking stupid cunt face who nobody likes and im also a stuck up peice oif shit and i have an actual testical for a brain ok take it now do your like 3 paged homework each page has atleast 20 questions have fun yes because you guys totally dont have important shit to get to like music rehersals because you definatly arent actually performing at a casino grand theater thats over 70 years and totally dont have an actual interscgool debate coming up soon ok bye haha imma go also im a retarded faggot that has no friends
by Stablows July 28, 2021
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YouTube Retarded

-Recklessly destructive/painful endeavors recorded JUST to put on YouTube

-Anything so ridiculously irresponsible, it needs to be recorded and uploaded onto YouTube ASAP
Rob: Yo Niel...why the hell are your pants bleeding?
Niel: (forcing a laugh)I put some peanut butter on my dick, got hard, and stuck it down a rabbit hole.
Rob: Why would you do something to YouTube Retarded?
Tom: (holding a cmaera) To put it on YouTube, duh...

Rob: Damn, that's the 3rd YouTube Retarded thing I've seen today...what's up with people?
Aryss: Sucky Sucky 5 dolla?
Rob: Aryss!? What the fuck are you doin' on the damn street corner? Aren't you supposed to be in class?
Aryss: Yeah, but I need more cash.
Rob: Why? I thought you had just enough money to get you through law school?
Aryss: I had more than enough, but I wanna become a Scientologist. That way, when I reach OT3, I can communicate with my Thetan and he together, we can overcome any "law" Xenu has laid before us!
Rob: Times like this make me wish I had a camera. I think they're hard enough to smack the sense back into yo' ass
by Magic Jesus May 29, 2008
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