A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by PurpleDesdemona June 7, 2016
Get the Classic Rogermug. A guy who thinks his shit don't stink but it does. Typically wears hat backwards and talks about "That one time he met kid rock". Drinks pabst blue ribbon exclusively.
by The eraserhead July 5, 2020
Get the Skinny Rogermug. by zoomernumberone December 2, 2019
Get the Roger that artifactmug. A typical saying which is used when you're annoyed. The name (Roger) emphasise the annoyance of the situation.
by Noinenoine June 7, 2018
Get the Dammit Rogermug. Steve Rogers was born on July 4, 1918, in Brooklyn (NY)
He was raised by his mother, a nurse, who died of tuberculosis, leaving Rogers alone at the age of eighteen
He was raised by his mother, a nurse, who died of tuberculosis, leaving Rogers alone at the age of eighteen
by LilithSupremacy May 24, 2021
Get the Steve Rogersmug. by Dave December 31, 2004
Get the Jolly Rogermug. A client pulled my aside to tell me how old her husband is and then winked at me. What she needs is a proper rogering and I'm gonna give it to her.
by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017
Get the a proper rogeringmug.