Rhode Island

Lot's of sterotypes. But here's the REAL thing from and actual Rhode Islander (Surprise! Didn't know there was any?)
Okay, we're small but not THAT small, it takes at least... well... 45 minutes to get from top to bottom in good traffic (ok I guess we are kinda small)... lots of beaches, home of Del's Lemonade, in which watermelon is the best flavor, lemon's gross (it's got real lemon bits, ewww), the word bubbla or even bubbler (a water fountain), smallest state, longest official name (State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations), shortest moto (Hope, it's kinda gay), sometimes SOME of us don't pronounce are letter r's, population about 1 million, so not everyone knows everyone, foster gloster, the best state ever, what else am I forgetting? Oh yeah coffee milk, it's good try it sometime. Oh and the Burning of the Gaspee, look it up I'm not explaining it, and whatever else I'm forgetting or don't know.

Funny story: Once my family was visting somewhere (Massachutesettes or NH maybe) and (this was when I was really little, I don't even remember but my family told me, my brother, who was like four at the time, ordered coffee milk at a resturant, a waitress brought him coffee AND milk! She'd never even heard of coffee milk (the Rhode Island state drink) before!

by Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays August 19, 2011

rhinebeck

a very small town in upstate new york in which the kids think they're all that. they're always second behind red hook who has a better school system, larger population, and are deffinately better at sports. (rhienbeck gets used to losing to red hook all the time)

Rhinebeck just lost to red hook in basketball.

Of cousre, they suck what did you expect?

by zena1 December 23, 2006

Rhyne

A short child with a squeaky voice and constantly being an annoyance to all of mankind
Sheeeeeesh

Stop being such a rhyne
Sheeeeesh

by Derserse November 14, 2021

lace my rhynedowns

1. An exslavery term used by black folk to describe sucking up while a white folk is around

"When dat wite devul is around you better make sure to lace his rhynedowns"

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

Directions back to Rhode Island

When your driving in Massachusetts, surrounded by Rhode Island drivers, and you give them the finger. This is justified due to the fact that they suck at driving, they saturate the roads as far north as the New Hampshire line and the lingering notion that there are no cars in Rhode Island because they are causing all the traffic in Boston.

Jay: There's so much traffic today.
Joe: Yea, I been giving just about everyone directions back to Rhode Island.

by risucks August 1, 2011

Rhode Island Ram

A sexual maneuver where when having doggie style sex with a girl just before you cum you grab her by the ass and push with all your might knocking her head into the head board and making her unconsious, the you bust your nut on her passed out face!

i was with this c-donkey last night and Rhode Island Rammed her stupid ass!

by Dan Grzebein Jr October 6, 2005

rhode island

1.A great state to leave 2.A half baked experiment in politics gone horribly awry 3.A great place to drink & drive ( even if you only have to go around the block, as it beats walking in most towns, there are bars everywhere, and most cops don't care unless you hit something and they actually have to put down their donut and work )4. A textbook example of how to destroy otherwise beautiful & picturesque coastal property 5. A great place to find an amazing variety of food at any hour of the day or night ( if you know where to go ) 6. A great state to leave

Why the hell did I stay in Rhode Island for 40 years, I'm outta here !!

by Fritay December 14, 2008