a small town in upstate new york. it is basically like the after thought that red hook just shit out. red hook is superior in athletics and academics and overall greatness. Sorry to their high school xc team. it must be hard to deal with the fact that they lost to red hook four years in a row at mhals, while red hook is sitting with two kegs one of which they will keep forever. Rhinebeck should at least give up on having their own invitational, it must really suck to loose at your own invitational to a team like red hook. red hook is also superior in every other sport, like basketball. even if they try to play dirty, and take kids from our high school. rhinebeck is just a relatively scummy place to be. for example there is a liquor store directly across from the entrance to the high school. red hook on the other hand has been ranked in the top two percent of high schools in america.
by rdhk August 23, 2010
a very small town in upstate new york in which the kids think they're all that. they're always second behind red hook who has a better school system, larger population, and are deffinately better at sports. (rhienbeck gets used to losing to red hook all the time)
by zena1 December 20, 2006
A small town located in upstate NY where a bunch of ultra-cool, highly intelligent kids grew up. Most of these kids are tremendously talented in the arts and are now involved in numerous lucrative endeavors, perfecting their crafts.
Kid1: "Where's Vin?"
Kid2: "I dunno... the Calico?"
Kid1: "Where's the fun at?"
Kid2: "I dunno, Jeff's not here yet."
Kid1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Kid2: "Hanging out in Rhinebeck, obviously."
Kid2: "I dunno... the Calico?"
Kid1: "Where's the fun at?"
Kid2: "I dunno, Jeff's not here yet."
Kid1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Kid2: "Hanging out in Rhinebeck, obviously."
by Rhinebeck April 10, 2007
A pretty cool place to grow up. Hard to find something to do but you always end up somewhere at night. Beer, drugs, and partying; just like an average town. We go to school, sports, and hang out afterwards.
We think Red Hookers are a bunch of assholes because they can't stop talking about how much cooler they are because they have a good team or a larger district when they have nothing really substantially better to mock us with. We don't care much about Red Hook, mostly we see them as our retarded sister town. They might come over here to chill and we might use thier theater but once again: we don't care about Red Hook. So you can stop dissing us guys, it's kinda retarded.
We think Red Hookers are a bunch of assholes because they can't stop talking about how much cooler they are because they have a good team or a larger district when they have nothing really substantially better to mock us with. We don't care much about Red Hook, mostly we see them as our retarded sister town. They might come over here to chill and we might use thier theater but once again: we don't care about Red Hook. So you can stop dissing us guys, it's kinda retarded.
RH Kid 1 - Hey dude, let's go kick Rhinebecks ass at sports!
RH Kid 2 - Yeah! We are so cool because we play soccer!
RB Kid 1 - Those retards from Red Hook are coming over again.
RB Kid 2 - Fuck it, let's get drunk
RH Kid 2 - Yeah! We are so cool because we play soccer!
RB Kid 1 - Those retards from Red Hook are coming over again.
RB Kid 2 - Fuck it, let's get drunk
by The Speaker of Rhinebeck September 05, 2007
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An awesome place to live. Unfortunately loaded with tourists but I guess that just means that Rhinebeck is a lot nicer place to stay than Red Hook. Rhinebeck is classy and not filled w/ a bunch of scumbags like Red Hook. Yeah, we might be rich and preppy, but it's not like we're denying that. If anything that's a good thing. So RH needs to stop bashing us cause they're jealous and wish they were like us. And who cares if you have a better sports team, NOT US! Everytime you bash us you fail to mention how much more talented we are then RH in music and arts. Something that would get us farther in life than sports. Considering the majority of you that play sports are just going to end up being FAT-couch-potatoes WATCHING sports instead of playing them in the future. So you tell me who's school is better? RHINEBECK!!!!
"Rhinebeck Rocks!!!"
"Let's see who wins in a music competition or art show!!! Instead of stupid sports. Where everyone there is on steriods! Believe me I could name a few people in Red Hook that are on steriods.""
"Let's see who wins in a music competition or art show!!! Instead of stupid sports. Where everyone there is on steriods! Believe me I could name a few people in Red Hook that are on steriods.""
by Finally RHS bashing RH July 11, 2008
Rhinebeck, a small upstate town in New York, where lots of pompous preppy fucks live. Their town consists of a few way to expensive, very bad resturants,and yuppie stores. On the weekends the town is infested with the annoying city folk who want to go to the "country" homes. They drive their Land Rovers and Hummers around town thinking that 199 and Rt. 9 are country roads, normal cars cannot drive on. If you are a student of Rhinebeck highschool you are used to a few things.
1. Loosing in everysport to Red Hook
2. Being the firsts and last to pop their collars in Dutchess County
3. Owning a brand new car by the age of 16
4. Concidering yourselves much better than anyone in Red Hook, where we have more students, a better school system, better sports, a better facility for sports and education, and a far nicer population.
In summation Rhinebeck is "overpriced, undereducated, overrated, underachieving, preppy, a dumping place for the NYC gay and rich couples, and totally unnecessary"
1. Loosing in everysport to Red Hook
2. Being the firsts and last to pop their collars in Dutchess County
3. Owning a brand new car by the age of 16
4. Concidering yourselves much better than anyone in Red Hook, where we have more students, a better school system, better sports, a better facility for sports and education, and a far nicer population.
In summation Rhinebeck is "overpriced, undereducated, overrated, underachieving, preppy, a dumping place for the NYC gay and rich couples, and totally unnecessary"
The perfect example of a Rhinebeck asshole, Frankie. Rich, white, preppy fuck. Driving a hummer, moves to Red Hook from Rhinebeck to play basketball and be on a winning team for a year. What a shit bag!
by fuck frankie October 07, 2006