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Republiconservabertarian

A three-way portmanteau of the three names a right-wing person may identify as their affiliation, depending on any given situation, in order to fit with their world-view for that particular second of the day. Republiconservabertarians will be against government intrusion when it comes to paying taxes, for government intrusion when it comes to keeping gay people single, and against both major American political parties until they vote Republican.

Not to be confused with Raxacoricofallapatorius, home of the Slitheen in Doctor Who.
Dave: "You're a registered Republican, aren't you?"

Ned: "Yes, but they don't speak for me now. I'm a Libertarian through and through, and want government out of our personal lives."

Dave: "Even though you attended that rally against abortion and gay marriage last weekend?"

Ned: "Any good conservative would."

Dave: "Where are you going now?"

Ned: "Going door to door for our local congressman."

Dave: "So you're a Republiconservabertarian."

south park republican 

A person who subscribes to the libertarian ideology but tends to support (within the American two-party system) the republican party due mostly to personal opposition to the democratic party. So named for the Comedy Central animated cartoon that espouses this ideal within its content.
As a libertarian, I'm not too fond of the republican party, but the democratic party is much worse. I thereby think of myself as a South Park Republican.

Californian Republican 

A) What do you call a Republican from California in the rest of the U.S?

dunno what?

A Democrat.

B) As a Californian Republican, I stand for better education, more jobs, a balanced budget, government stimulation, and a better environment.

Rebublican 

A known drug addict who beats a posession arrest on a technicality then runs for Sheriff.
Rebublican Rebublican
Rebublican by wvsouthpaw November 4, 2016

Republican 

(Noun) Member of the United States' Republican Party, first emerging in the mid 1800s as an anti-slavery movement. Success of candidate Abraham Lincoln in the Presidential election of 1860 sparked the American Civil War. The party has since moved on to other issues. Republicans today are characterized by typically right-wing, conservative beliefs including but by no means limited to pro-business policies, lack of dependence on the government in daily life, religious convictions, and desire to outlaw what they deem socially undesirable actions.

(Adjective) Typical or characteristic of a Republican or the Republican party.
1. George W. Bush was the Republican candidate for President in 2004.

2. He holds Republican ideals.
Republican by A Discount Brick November 28, 2004

Republican 

One who becomes aware of all political problems in the US when a Democrat is president.
I can't believe what's been happening in America since that Democrat was elected. Destruction of civil liberties, supporting the banks, endless war? Not with a Republican in the White House!