rachel 

1. A rachel, noun. The opposite of a cougar; One who has sexual desires for, or intends to marry multiple older women, commonly due to eccentric personalities or expertise in cooking.

"You're not a cougar, they're cougars. You're a rachel."

"I fear she's become somewhat of a rachel, wanting to marry those women for their cooking."

"Stop hitting on my mom, you're becoming a rachel."

rachel by arrjuno44 August 20, 2011

Rachel 

Crazy girl that won't leave a guy alone even after she breaks their heart. After their lies and completely destroying the guy emotionally they continue to drag them down with false patronization, telling them they're great guys, and guilty friendship, to "make them feel better."

Look, there's Rachel. I heard she dumped John because he wasn't good enough and now she won't leave the poor kid alone and he's all depressed and emotional.

Rachel by johnnyhorsecock236 June 12, 2011

Rachel 

A really fake, manipulative, untrustworthy person. She makes everyone like you and then breaks your friendship by talking sh**t about you behind your back. She is also a compulsive liar. As much as she is 'liked' by many people, many people also hate her but are scared of her. A slut too, but hates hu with people.

'Friend' 1: Eww, why do you like Rachel? she's so fake
Friend 2: Why don't you like her, she's so nice

Rachel by oldspicebubbles01 January 29, 2017

rachel 

a girl who is rude to her friend one day and nice to her friend the next day. also, she bosses the new girl around because she thinks that new girls will listen to anything she says. another thing, she makes one girl do her homework.

"Why is she so rude? She's a very rude person" " She is so Rachel"

rachel by ahoy March 10, 2017

rachel 

look like albino harambe and is a fat bully who screams she has no freinds when she is talking to people at lunch.Also calls people gay when she is a lesbian

eww rachel

rachel by isaacat aka 21 coughdrop March 20, 2017

Rachel 

Rachel is sassy and weird. Her hair is always messed up. She likes to have imaginary friends because she is so lonely. If you ask her for a cheeto, she will most likely say no. If she gives you one, don't eat it because she has licked it with her poison saliva.

Rachel can I have a cheeto? NO

Rachel by Mimislays March 29, 2017

Rachel 

someone who is so dumb, and gullible

Person 1: I just met Kanye west and got invited to his party
Person 2 : OMGG reallyyy? can i come
Person 1 : Wow you are such a Rachel

Rachel by thejerkoff November 28, 2010