fake st. patrick's day

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town

hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

by leahood gangsters March 3, 2008

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Patrick

A pink starfish that is Spongebob's best friend.
He is also one of Spongebob's neighbors, along with Squidward.
he isn't very intelligent, but he had knowledge in the study of wumbology.

Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.

by Nobody here May 3, 2015

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Patriot Pussy: A phenomenon in the United States where young women are willing to have sex with a guy almost exclusively on the virtue of his military membership. It happens predominantly in Texas and other Southern States.

Patriot pussy is normally given under two circumstances:

- The distinctly American hero-worship of military members, which leads to sexual attraction. This form is typically subconscious.

- The desperate hope of getting knocked up buy a guy with a stable income, and the opportunity to vacate whatever podunk town you were born in. This form is typically premeditated.

Being stationed in Wichita Falls sucked, but I sure got a lot of patriot pussy.

by NeroJoe June 18, 2014

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