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Pull a Britney

Shaving your head without second thoughts. Usually after a crazy, alcohol and drugs fuelled period of time.
She was up partying for 3 straight nights, and out of the blue, decided to pull a britney on the way home in the cheapest salon in town.
by Andre80 December 25, 2008
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Pull a Carlo

1. To be the oldest, omnipotent child in the family, self proclaiming to be the father figure and attempting to enforce rules that no one wants to follow.

2. To intentionally tattle on your younger brothers or sister and belittling them in front of other family members or friends whenever the opportunity arises because you are secretly jealous of them and compensating for your little penis complex.

Usually happens during the holidays or at family functions.

3. To be an all around dick and play the piano and annoy the family, friends or others in the room and not caring about it.
Hey, why are you playing the piano like that? Don't pull a Carlo and please stop it!!!
by Mr. Bog Stuff April 20, 2009
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Pull a Ditka

1. Term used during the NFL draft and Fantasy draft. Giving up every draft pick for one first-rounder, like Mike Ditka did in the 1999 NFL draft when he gave up all his picks for Ricky Williams.

2. Putting all your eggs in one basket.
1. I so want Reggie Bush on my team, I am going to pull a Ditka and give up my first five fantasy picks to get him.

2. She wants to compete in American Idol so bad, she is going to pull a Ditka and sell everything she owns for voice lessons and a trip to Austin just to audition.
by SportsFan November 11, 2008
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Pull a Jonah

Pull a Jonah - When a person aces a test with little or no studying.
"I didn't study! I hope i pull a jonah!"
by Shibidydobedypants January 11, 2008
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pull a whitney houston

Marry below your social status or class
John is really going to pull a Whitney Houston if he marries Stella.
by hotlikewasabi September 22, 2006
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pull a Kanye

To rudely interrupt a conversation, speech or announcement with the sole intention of ruining the moment for all involved.
"Aren't Jack and Liz supposed to be married by now?"
"They were, but Liz's ex-boyfriend Dennis went on to pull a Kanye during the ceremony to declare that Liz was the best woman in the world he's ever been with."
by warriorprincess September 19, 2009
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Pull a Quagmire

Pulling a Quagmire is a multi-step system that occurs over the period of the night. There are a few steps you must do in order to perform the perfect Quagmire.

1) Make sure that you customize all of your clothes to be tear-away style so that you can easily rip off all of your clothes within a matter of seconds.

2) When you are at a party always walk around nodding your head back and forth as you scout the room for potential women.

3) This is THE most difficult step of all. When picking up a girl you MUST use a lame pick-up line like "Hey do have any irish in you? Want some?" or "I may be no flinstone, but I can make your bed rock." If you can successfully pull off the pick up line then you are in good shape.

4) Now this step is very important. If you have any doubts about her age always make sure that she is of age. If not, then move on to the next one.

5) Pull a Charlie Harper and get her drunk.

6) The most rewarding step and final step of the Quagmire. While having sex with her you MUST at one point start nodding your head back and forth saying "giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy." Then once you are all finished stare to your right or left and give a smile and thumbs up and say "Alriiiiiiight."

If you can successfully Pull A Quagmire then YOU ARE GOD!!!
Brian and Ross bet Kevin that he couldn't pull a quagmire at the party. Little did they know Kevin was already wearing his tear-away clothes.
by SwickNisher July 11, 2011
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