nekkid Puerto Rican girl

some hot chick from PR who likes to get butt nekkid and work it like a stripper pole

DO NOT DISTURB cuz a nekkid Puerto Rican girl is making Harry Longfellow VERY HAPPY!

by The Deuce December 28, 2005

Puerto Rican Chili Dog

When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.

Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.

by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010

Puerto Rican Thunder God

The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.

“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”

by Worshipper of the Thunder God August 16, 2018

Puerto Rican neck massage

When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.

Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!

by Buttcrust Bobby December 15, 2019

Puerto Rican Hairdo

When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.

Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.

by Sneakthief October 8, 2008

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Puerto RICAN be GOOD stick

any object usually under the drivers seat of the car, can be a small pipe, bat or wire tie for a truck. Used in case said Puerto Ricans start acting up...hence the be good

Vinnie, get that puerto rican be good stick out, we gotta use it here on 168th

by Anonymous May 13, 2003