Proper Vlad

An erection so hard you could impale someone with it; a boner.

Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.

by lolabunz4 February 8, 2021

proper ting

a very atrative person

friend 1: se that girl over there she's quite fit init
friend 2: yeah she's a proper ting still

by hansomeinit April 9, 2021

Proper and Plain English

The language which MUST be used in any instance where English language is used, it combines proper English and Plain English, so:
1. No sticky caps
2. No slangs
3. No jargons
4. Proper spellings (such as capitalization)
4. Comprehensible language, even underages and elderly people can understand it
5. No political correctness
6. Have a proper grammars (such as proper use of verbs, adjectives, and such)
7. Effective languages

Use proper and plain English everywhere

by Sir. B March 4, 2021

poopersnapper

a name for a man who is washed up and plays alliance in World Of Warcraft

Eric is such a Poopersnapper, all he does is play Human Paladin on Stormrage!

by fatiguedelf October 2, 2021

proper tossed

- It's that feeling like, "Oh, this is it. If it could only be like this every time."
- At the club feeling just right. All is good.
- Feeling a vibe.

- Ideal feels
- more pleasantly and intensely tossed than usual
- the "just right" mix of whatever cocktail you got goin' that's like, "Yeah, this is it."

Steve- "Last night, I got proper tossed."
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Billy- "How was the party?"
Max- "Sick, we got proper tossed."

by dadadumdadadum November 2, 2021

Propertilia

Good term for the proper genitalia.

Me and some friends went to a bar, most of us knowing it's a gay bar and we were all straight. But one friend decided to make out with what he thought was a really hot chick. We all laughed. We all knew it was a dude but didn't tell him til after we all left the bar.

That ain't no chick bro. Don't forget to check the propertilia.

by IneptGuard January 3, 2022

Proper-dog

To wrap a hot towel around one's member mid coitus in order to heat said member to heighten her pleasure

"Mike gave me the proper-dog last night, it was steaming, I loved it"

by Seepha June 11, 2022