pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.

person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021

Promise

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love

I promise to never cheat on you...

A few weeks later..

"You broke your promise "

by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

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<.7.9.76.>I, Angel JOse Robles Promise To emerge victorious<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Tara Promise

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)

Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!

Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.

by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing TO DO With ANd YOu I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Promise Ring

A ring that a boy typically gives a girl to show how committed they are to them. It’s a promise for the future that they will still be together and no matter what happens he’ll forever be by her side through sickness and health. A promise for them to be married in the future✨🤞🏻

He got her a promise ring to prove to her the love he’ll forever hold onto until they’re vowels are spoken💭”

by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025