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Procraminate

"I hope I don't end up in a group assignment with that dumbass who likes to procraminate"
"Man I was up all night procraminating for the finals exam"
by YomamasPads September 27, 2023
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Profrement

Profrement is when one is ok with fear and proud that they are not perfect. It is and understanding that not everyone including ones self is not prefect and that it is not only ok but a human response to have fears and that they are proud to be who they are.
In the face of challenges, Mary embraced her profrement, acknowledging her fears and imperfections with pride, then took a deep breath and jumped in the sea.
by ZoeSally January 1, 2024
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Programmer

noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.

See also: wizard, magician
Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer
by DTheIcyDragon January 6, 2024
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Programmed against men

Hym "They aren't programmed against men... They're bigots. I can guarantee to you the second I said 'Fat cock genocide' 150,000,000 buttholes clenched at the same time and every women in the country started to reconsider their whole life. They're bigots. Blatant bigotry."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2024
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Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.
James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.
by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024
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Programmagically

"Programmagically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software but will need some magic that seems impossible.

As opposed to:

"Programmatically" means executing tasks automatically using code, scripts, or software rather than manual, human interaction.

"Programmagically" also means the code works, but you are unsure why it works, when it looks wrong, therefore there is some magic happening.
The code we need will programmagically match a street address to the customer's name, because the there is no way to relate them.
by turtle-spud February 20, 2026
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Programming test

That's impressive.
Hym Iam "The fact that they had to re-evalue the Programming test because Ree-lon's score was so high does impress me."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2026
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