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procrastibator 

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.
I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.
procrastibator by adzeman21 September 18, 2015

procrastinatin' 

Putting off until tomorrow what you should be doing today because its BORING or you have a mental block or something worse (like a deep-seated fear). Solution: get over it (or get counseling). If you're stuck, MOVE.
I hate to muck the stables so I'm procrastinatin'.
procrastinatin' by k-cam November 15, 2013

Procrastinating 

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.
Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...
Procrastinating by CookPu69 January 15, 2014

Procrastinate 

I'll write a definition later. I'm too lazy.
I'm going to procrastinate instead of writing a definition.
Procrastinate by Pinkie Fazpie June 13, 2015

procrastination 

dan is the king of procrastination
procrastination by fangirl? October 26, 2016

Procrastination 

What you are doing right now by reading this definition.
I'll write this sentence later, not that this is procrastination or anything.