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Reverse Procrastination 

When one finishs a project long before the due date and then forgetting about the project completely.

Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.
I completed a project two months before the due date, but because of reverse procrastination, I forgot where I put it.
Reverse Procrastination by fufulord December 18, 2014
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Work Procrastinating 

Work Procrastinating is the avoidance of doing a task at work that needs to be accomplished. It could be further stated as a habitual or intentional delay of starting or finishing a task despite its negative consequences.
Ugh, work is so tedious today! I should be work procrastinating for the rest of the day, even if I don't make the deadline.

Swanky procrastinators

"If you are of the procrastinating type, then you have a swanky vibe" - The Gospel 4:20
Swanky procrastinators are the most elite group in society!

Procrastibation 

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'
Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

Poocrastinating 

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.
"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"
Poocrastinating by caoboi July 31, 2015

procrastimate 

Someone who you hang out with to avoid doing work, especially at uni.
1. I should have written my stats paper, instead I went for coffee with my procrastimates.

2. She's not really my friend, she's just a procrastimate for when I don't want to mark essays.
procrastimate by Pieter R December 12, 2007

procraptinate 

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
procraptinate by Whilding87 June 7, 2007