Poon Lagoon

The "Poon" is known as a Womans Vagina as we know, so a "poon lagoon" is a Womans Bathroom.

Hey Sarah sorry i took so long in the poon lagoon.

or

Dood that chick droped a duce in the poon lagoon

by Joe Gadow July 24, 2008

Poon Daddy

Someone who has or currently does earn large amounts of poon on a weekly basis

Jack: Hey man i see you meet another girl last night, you really are Poon Daddy!

by P-Man85 September 14, 2008

teeny poon

the type of underage, teenage hos R Kelly gives golden showers to

I see nothing wrong with teeny poon!

by U Nastee June 20, 2003

wet poon

1. a vagina or poon which is wet
2. a pussy which is wet from arousal

SEE ALSO slick slit

She had such a wet poon my dick slid right in

by Poonspert May 13, 2004

poon sauce

The juice excreted by a woman’s genitalia
often used in coordination with the slang term poon (referring to a woman's genital)

Dude, not only did i hear that Katie has a nasty poon but i heard her poon sauce is disgusting

by K j April 27, 2006

Rat Poon

Someone who is cowardly or scared; having no courage what so ever. Also known as being a pussy or a scaredy cat; someone who constantly snitches; like a rat.

Kody: Alex is being a fucking little pussy!
Ashley: Nah, he's being a Rat Poon.

by 7V i 7V j A August 7, 2010

Poon Fishing

Act of going to a club or party in search of female genitalia using the art of lying as bait.

My nigga went poon fishing last night sayin he was a cardiololigist and came back with some fine snatch.

by Ronald Capa February 20, 2011