Poof

1. A derogatory term for a gay man

2. A british term to call someone sensitive and weak

3. Something appears like magic with no apparent cause.

1. You're a poof ya wee faggot

2. Man up you poof

3. Hocus pocus stick it up your jocus abracadabrakafooya *puppy dog appears* POOF!

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2021

Poof

To throw or kick any ball/ or object over a fence or obstacle.

I poofed the ball over the fence

by Xeamichael June 5, 2020

Poof Ting

When one thinks they are a "Big Ting" but are actually just a "Poof Ting".

Oi mate, stop thinking your a fucking Big Ting. Your just a Poof Ting.

by MRTUN1C November 17, 2025

poof on

having a drag of a vape

‘yo poof on that’
‘yeah course bro’

by charlottetrow May 15, 2022

poof

To express that youve been attacked by the powers of a witch

Poof...Your a frog

by Boodrow February 28, 2019

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022

Thanks-poofing

On Thanksgiving of any year, it is said to be good luck to get bashed in the skull if you happen to be a poof. Generally it is even greater luck if the police tell you to simply forget about it, or even that it didn't happen at all, not enough witnesses, etc. Consider this your lucky day if you get pummelled by a group of hecklers for no reason whatsoever.

Thanks-poofing for the good luck beating!

by urbanlunatic October 18, 2022