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Victoria Point

Victoria point or viccy point as it is known to the locals is filled with teenage whores dating 20 year olds and rejected surfer scum. This place is an undesirable shit hole. Buying a house in this area will destroy anything left of your self esteem. If looking to find some pussy, head down to the local mcdonalds where these common teenage whores tend to congregate, fiending for there slice of dick. Another common sight in this suburb are P-plate hoons who spend all of there money; earnt from there shitty low-class jobs on there 'awesome cars'. Clearly insecure about the size of there penis's these boys will do anything for a root and no age is too young.
Wife: This has got to be the shittest, most desease ridden place on the face of the earth, who would even consider buying a house in this shithole?
Husband: teenage scum and whores as far as the eye can see!
Wife: Don't forget those dirty looking surfer faggots!
Husband: I guess that's Victoria Point for you!
by Itsajackal March 7, 2011
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Batty Points

A system used as a marker for how irritating, smug, feminine or stupid someone is. Like man points, batty points can only be accumulated.

They can also only be handed out by someone who has a significant proportion less Batty points than they have whilst also having a significant proporsion more Man Points.

Although not classed in some countries as a real qualification, most people will take your 'Batty Count' into consideration whether deciding whether or not you would be a good friend/mating partner.

Ways to earn batty points:

1 Ditching friends to hang round with women.
2 Feeling unjustly smug.
3 Repetition of bad jokes/unfunny catchphrases.
4 Not wanting to do something manly
5 Making a big fuss over minor injuries
6 Whining & Crying
7 Caring too much about your appearance.8 Making trivial mistakes which affect you/your friends situation.
9 Lying about how many Batty/Man points you have.
10 Trying to hand out Batty/Man points without correct Man Point quota.

Traditionally an individuals' Batty Count is recorded in the local 'Batty Tome' (working in conjuction with the Tome of Man) although more recently councils have been testing out online prototypes with varying sucess.
Person 1: Lol it's funny touching other boys legs!
Person 2: You just earned yourself some batty points

Person 1: You Said It!
Person 2: Five batty points.

Derek received ten batty points after it was found he had been hanging around with Ms.Steeple all day.
by Larsti April 1, 2008
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the gypping point

The precise moment at which you realize something is a total ripoff.
The gypping point, for me, arrived shortly after the opening credits.
by circushead July 25, 2006
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reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.
Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.
by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015
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Frownie Points

The opposite of brownie points; these are awarded when someone does something bad.
My frownie points went up today when my manager overheard me talking about the pros and cons of a fully nude strip club that doesn't serve alcohol versus a topless one that does.
by 3D December 9, 2007
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That's my point

To agree with the point you just made after having to paraphrase it because of lanugage usage.

Used mainly by corporate America executives talking in a high level of vocabulary sprinkled with a great amount corporate jargon.

Subordinates tend to paraphrase the words to verify understanding.
Executive: "Please dial down through this white paper presentation to ensure that all stakeholders are concur and agree with the results."

Non-Executive: "So read the report and make sure it's correct."

Executive: "That's my point exactly."
by downtownatlantaga November 6, 2009
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cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)
"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"
by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009
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