pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

Pistol

A slang term for a man's penis.

We've all seen his pistol. He usually takes it out at least once whenever he gets drunk.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

pistol plug

Perhaps the worst idea for administering drugs since 'hot railing'; a quantity of the powdered drug is placed into the barrel of a cocked air pistol and fired into the rectal cavity, resulting in destruction of the capillary rich rectal lining and consequently immediate absorption. Bioavailability: 95-99%. Also known as 'Prolapse Popping'.

'White male, early twenties, heavy bleeding from the anus, pulse is 140, speech incoherent, air pistol found in seat of pants, suspected pistol plug - ETA 8 minutes, will update on route.'

by molokosabaka October 20, 2014

rob da pistol

When your partner wants you to cum inside of her. She feels she fulfilled and it is her duty getting you to unload every bit of cum into her and loves the feeling of it splashing inside.

Yeah she robs da pistol every time.

She can’t get enough keeping me in Bombliss and and loves to rob da pistol till it’s empty whenever we can.

by DIRTNAPP February 28, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

Sex Pistols Dickwad

a person who gets someone in trouble, especially wrongly or in a way to mess with or underestimate them.

This Sex Pistols Dickwad is trying to get an innocent man in trouble just for the fun of it.

by imnotajuvenile0101 July 23, 2024