squat pissing

When men squat in front of a toilet while standing up to avoid making a lot of noise. This technique can be used if you are in a small house or it's midnight/early morning and everyone's sleeping

Sarah: Wtf?!

Daniel: Oh, sorry didn't mean to wake you up, I was squat pissing so I wouldn't make too much noise

Sarah: Stop pissing on me, I'm your sister!

by Alezf March 12, 2021

Pop a piss

To go take a leak, pee, etc.

"Man I drank so much beer yo! I really gotta pop a piss.

by Lemonbus99 July 11, 2010

Pissing stupid

Goes along side with pissing idiot
Nicer way of saying something is bloody ridiculous or outrageous

Oh bollocks, this is pissing stupid

by BIGCHAZZA December 29, 2019

Piss wrapped

A Lancashire phrase for being soaked by rain.

Did you get caught out in that rain, Mike?

Yeah, I got bloody piss wrapped.

by Super Pooper July 16, 2013

liquid pissed

When your level of emotional aggitation has reached a level at which simply saying "pissed" is no longer indicative of your state of mind.

"I was so liquid pissed today in class that I had to punch a hole in the wall when I left."

by popculturejon July 17, 2006

Posse Piss

A group of girls going to the bathroom together because it's not cool to go by yourself.

Girl 1: I gotta go to the bathroom
Girl 2: Me too, any one else?
Girls 3: Yeah, lets make it a posse piss

by Heath- A August 27, 2008

nigger-pissed

When someone is indignant even (especially?) when it's their own fault.

"Those people were blocking the road, but when I honked at them they got nigger-pissed and started yelling at me".

by Des Long November 13, 2011