Philippines

negative side:
a country where the media particularly the abs-cbn network is more powerful than the PNP(philippine national police). It is a country where people don't give a fuck about what the cops says, and if the cops do they job, people will either cry their ass out asking mercy from the public or shouting "youre volating my human rights!!" It is also a very corrupted country and some people here are very lazy and blames everything on the president if their life is severely fucked up.

positive side:
awesome beaches(ex. boracay, cebu, etc), beautiful babes or bebots, nightlife, etc.

police: would you mind to show me your id or license?
brainwashed filipino guy: why would I??? youre violating my human rights asshole!!!
me: haha welcome to the philippines!!!

by robbycard April 20, 2009

Fuzzy Phillipe

A Fuzzy Phillipe(fil ee pay) is when a gay man has his lover gently trim his coarse butt hairs, and gather them in a small tray.

He then retrieves glue (preferable superglue) and glues a thin Mexican moustache strip onto the upper lip of the ass hair owner.

Once this is complete and looking dandy, the now named "Phillipe" will attempt at a sloppy rim job of their lover, with extra tongue.

The man getting rimmed, will feel a slightly fuzzy tickle of the mustache and dance with excitement.

This is the Fuzzy Phillipe

Gay Man 1: Ive never tried a Fuzzy Phillipe before.
Gay Man 2: Well let me show you.
Gay Man 1: Oh Jeffery, that feels tremendous!
Gay Man 2: Shhhh, call me...Phillipe.

by TheLargeBreastedBandit May 19, 2011

Philipino Donut

When a man has sex with a woman doggy-style, and the girl is wearing snorkel gear, and her head is in a toliet, and the man makes a circular motion with his hips while flushing the toliet with the girl's head inside.

"I gave Sheryl a philipino donut last night, and she really appreciated the snorkel mask."

by MichaelmHuynh February 21, 2007

phillips screw driver

4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."

by Westex November 17, 2006

phillipsburg high school

Bedbug infested shithole where people give blow jobs in the dark room.

Phillipsburg high school sucks

by Hahaufienxix September 3, 2016

Phillippa

The most incrediable girl in the entire world. Is Pro at Violin, science, writing, drama, singing,and has a pet pterodactyl named Arthur. Will help anyone in need, and is the biggest loser i know.

".. that Phillippa girl is insane"

by Dr Who Fanatic December 30, 2009

Philip

A completely stunning guy. Dashingly handsome, he is the most wonderful person you will meet. He's awesome, cool, super funny, awesome, funny, super cool, gorgeous, super awesome and all the perfect things in life. He's always there to make you feel better when others are bringing you down. Very caring, protective and a real sweetheart. He's strong, muscular, athletic, adorable and very sexy. He's the most amazing person you will ever meet. Complete awesomeness.

Manda: "did you see that simply awesome guy before?"
Lisa: "of course, he was completely awesome"
Manda: "I'm not feeling to great... I wonder if he'll be able to share with me some of his oozing awesomeness"
Lisa: "of course Manda, Philip just has to stand next to you and you'll be basing in his awesomeness." :)

by Eyekiddo June 5, 2010