penis

purple-headed-yogurt-slinger

i hope i can get that purple-headed-yogurt-slinger in bed tonight

by beergoddess69 February 26, 2006

penis

people eating niggers in side

dude there is penis going on in there, you can't go in

by yriwmvbfjd October 4, 2010

penis

the greatest thing to ever exsist you can do so much with one and it feels so good! everyone should have one or at least own a gy with a big one!

wow look at that penis he must be half black or italian!

by me jeni July 10, 2006

penis

a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhichs

Ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

by George Feeny April 25, 2008

penis

A big giant thing that can stick into someone's ass

imma stick my penis up ur ass bitch

by anandjot March 9, 2015

penis

a penis is a boys pp and before they go to bed they play with it and check it out. and they pray every night that there penis will get bigger so they can get all the ladies. so boys get you penis worked up

penis means it can be used to make children

by biffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy November 24, 2018

penis

used for blowjobs

"i like to suck mikey penis"
"same susan!"

by funky jazz stains August 11, 2018