penis

purple-headed-yogurt-slinger

i hope i can get that purple-headed-yogurt-slinger in bed tonight

by beergoddess69 February 26, 2006

penis

people eating niggers in side

dude there is penis going on in there, you can't go in

by yriwmvbfjd October 4, 2010

penis

the greatest thing to ever exsist you can do so much with one and it feels so good! everyone should have one or at least own a gy with a big one!

wow look at that penis he must be half black or italian!

by me jeni July 10, 2006

penis

a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhichs

Ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

by George Feeny April 25, 2008

penis

big and small

My penis is huge!!!!

by penis62:627728/ July 22, 2019

penis

what girls have between their legs

woah you have a 93 meter peter (penis)

by penisksksksksk November 14, 2019

penis

A large or small or xtrta small organism with beefy intentions and ready to pound the ground on your grandma or make you the man you really arent

i will destroy you with my penis

by grandma destroyer March 15, 2019