Paper keys

A diploma or certificate you receive from a post secondary institution thus enabling you to get on with your life and drive one's proverbial car.

"After getting his paper keys from University he went on to..."

by IGNUSIM April 9, 2010

down to the paper

phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.

"I'm down to the paper. You know what's up?"

by bedopourtous March 19, 2013

franken paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for franken paper

by Tylerwbubs August 3, 2007

paper poke

Paper poke is a paper bag.

My grandpa uses a paper poke to carry his groceries.

by April Mae November 15, 2017

Wax Papered

When tag teaming a girl, during double penetration, the two males put a piece of wax paper between their balls to reduce friction and gayness.

Dude, Derek and I totally wax papered that hot girl from the bar last night!

by dooman June 7, 2013

happy paper

Paper that makes one happy, meaning money. aka mullah, dinero, etc.

Man, i really need some happy paper right about now.

AGH! that man stole all of my happy paper!!!!

by Jesss June 22, 2005

sunday paper

A joint so big it looks like the size of the Sunday paper.

Damn Chaz that's a huge Sunday paper

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013