Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

Cliff punting

When you grab hold of a baby and punt it off a cliff, just for fun.

Damn, that baby cried so loud he almost made me want to go cliff punting.

by Strong Black Man February 11, 2020

snuff painting

A comical strenuous activity where a person uses the head of a broom as a broke-dick substitution for a large paint brush. To vigorously wallop to the point that the smacking sounds could be mistaken for somebody being beaten alive with an ash baseball bat and struck with sopping wet whips excessively thick paint and/or what could be practically considered paste because your boyfriend removed/lost/never replaced the lid of all Nineteen gallons of paint that y’all have for renovating and remodeling your newly purchased home in attempt to semi-permanently change the color of a wall.

...(Loud slapping and winded grunting noises coming from a distant bedroom)...

So Brian and Lisa crept around to investigate where the odd sounds were coming from. As they glanced around the corner into the first room, what they seen had puzzled them. Leading Brian to ask “Pella, what the hell are you doing?” Startled, Pella reacted with “Shit! Oh, heyy Lisa, hi Brian! You guys wanna try snuff painting?”
Lisa suggested that the three of them should open a Snuff Painting Gallery together and name it “Spludge Productions”.

by Paylay Bunnytime March 27, 2022

National Pantsing Day

A day where you're able to pants your when and wherever you want. Usually done as a prank or for laughs

Nyla: Did you hear it's National Pantsing Day
Andrew: Oh word

Jake: Yep you can only get away with it on August 5th
Andrew : Well Happy National Pantsing Day

by ngadson94 July 29, 2022

Apple-Panning

When a restaurant raises its prices while lowering its quality. The term comes from the notable Los Angeles restaurant "The Apple Pan" that was notorious for Apple-Panning.

That used to be my go-to poke place but they started Apple-Panning.

by DF9119 April 23, 2023

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023

moving oil painting

When a video on youtube was recorded with a webcam from 1994

uploader:Check out my youtube video!
commenter: whats this a moving oil painting?

by tylerwatt12 May 27, 2011