panic scroll

The act of using the mouse scroll to quickly move away from an unexpectedly lewd image while browsing any online forum while at work or school.

I had to panic scroll before anyone else saw my screen, or else I'd be fired instantly.

by Scoobs McGee March 02, 2018

Phallic panic

When a drunken man's head thinks he want to sleep with a girl but the penis, knowing better, gives him a quick escape

"Debbie!! stop that!! All that phallic panic you're causing is making half the party fall asleep.

by jdfjhefbs. November 30, 2010

Ziti Panic

The mass amounts of anxiety one experiences after eating specifically, but not exclusive to, baked ziti.

Ben: Yo what’s wrong with Craig? He hasn’t left the couch.
Kev: I think he ate too much, he’s having ziti panic again.

by Lacedawg69 February 21, 2021

panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.

You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.

by Rear Naked Woke November 18, 2018

Panic Cleaning

Frantically cleaning one's home in anticipation of the imminent arrival of guests.

My spouse's parents are on their way over so I am panic cleaning.

by wilkinism December 18, 2022

Panic Smashing

When one panics so hard in a Video Game(mainly in MOBAS or MMO's) to a point where they audibly smash their keys that are either on cooldown or not casted yet.

You are Panic Smashing so badly that I can hear it through your mic.

by Shmequinox February 03, 2021

Girl In Panic

When you are so excited or overwhelmed over a new song or album. Specifically girl in red.

Person one "Have you even heard Body And Mind!?"
Person two "Yeah!! It's so relatable! I was the Girl In Panic!

by darkcatch April 30, 2021