reverse-pedophile

A kid who wants to bang adults.

Archie, stop being a reverse-pedophile you knobhead.

by givemecandyfrommrwhitesvan March 18, 2023

pedophile 2.0

A pedophile 2.0 is a religious person that indoctrinates people with their religious beliefs including children/adults.

Mother: John you shouldn’t play call of duty, It’s violent and against the lord (Jehovah.

John: mom it’s literally just a game.

Mother: get off and make jehovah proud, you have to do what Jehovah wants.

Pedophile 2.0

by anonymous September 4, 2022

pedophile pie

Living in between two sex offenders; an area where no children are safe

Now that our new neighbors moved in, we're in a pedophile pie!

by Harry Potter 23 November 11, 2017

pedophilic shock

The surprised feeling when you discover a celebrity is a pedophile.

I can't believe that Mini Ladd was a pedo! That filled me with pedophilic shock.

by theSALTYsquad24 March 1, 2021

pedophile

damon smith

yo damon is 3 years old WHAT A PEDOPHILE!!

by roseeeeeeeeeeeewwwweeeeinzierl July 9, 2020

Pedophile

What you are

You are a pedophile.

by Mj747337373838383838 November 4, 2023

THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.

If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022