buddy bench

The bench at any park where your parents force you to sit with the little shit you want to be the furthest away from because they won't stop getting into fights with you.

But moooooom, he won't stop throwing rocks at me and calling me stupid!

Hush! You and Jimmy are gonna sit at the buddy bench and get along, or I'm grounding you!

by Word Lookerupper August 21, 2022

Pork bench

Something you sit on when u came to goon haha yes it does actually exist

“I came to goon, pork bench”

by Porkbench July 6, 2024

Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

Blood bench

When a girl gets her period she is not allowed to go into the swimming pool. She still has to suit up but has to sit on the bench. Everyone knows she has her period.

Hey there's Debbie on blood bench...lol...looks like she is on the rag today.

by quartermoa August 18, 2016

Benched

Used in UK drill, Getting left disabled or left in a wheelchair

GM 1: Yo what happened while I was locked, I heard * thought he was on badness
GM 2: Yeah bro we wet him up and now he’s benched

by Lawabidingcivillian June 27, 2024

Bench warmer

A term used in baseball and softball usually targeted towards a person who sits on the dugout bench for most of the game, for any reason, aka "warming up" the bench.

Alex is the teams Bench warmer because he is unable to field a baseball.

by EvanOmNomz April 15, 2023

Bench penis

When you have to bench your penis because your such a player.

I get too much vag I need to bench penis

by erpfeljbfgpfdfu July 27, 2017