Doggy mission

A sexual position used in a group sex setting where one person is penetrated from behind in traditional doggy style while they penetrate a 3rd person in a missionary position most commonly done in a FFM threesome

I'm trying to talk my wife Heather into a threesome I wonder if she would go for it if I make an urban dictionary post and mention her in it 😂 so what do you say baby wanna try doggy mission with me 😂

by Big Daddy 1987 March 8, 2024

Honey Mission

Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.

Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.

by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023

Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

Mission Secret

This song is composed by Meepmorp Meeborp. This song is the sole reason I do concert band. It's so incredible. I play bass and storytime I got electrocuted by the bass but that's besides the point. Any goshdarn way, this song is the absolute finest. And when we freaking go to Canadas Wonderland this song will blow the entire park away. Yukon Striker? No no my dudes, Mission actual gosh darn secret is the realllllllllllllllll tea. So like go snatch up your music teacher, suggest this song (automatic A+) and arrange a band. This song is proven to release endorphins which bill nye knows makes you yah! happy my boys! So go and google this actual love of omg just yes song and actually blast this song on your chromebook in the middle of class and maybe get kicked out but probably not because it's that good. No more gangster rap where I can hear it! THIS is it. ok this is the 69 time grammy award winning piece!!!

Band Boy 1: Oof we have to get up at 6:30 to go to band
Band Boy 2: YA! But we're playing mission secret

by chillychizz May 28, 2019

Mission Feet

When you walked all day for hours on a mission.with no socks .with no breaks.

Sally should not wear sandals because she has mission feet.

by Dorlock October 16, 2020

Hunt and bag mission

1. As literal as it sounds. You hunt an area with the intention of bringing a kill, trophy, haul, etc. back with you.

2. During a dating desperation, out of loneliness, making a trip to vegas, reno, or some destination with intent of bagging a spouse overnight.

3. Out of loneliness going to some destination for as many hookups as possible.

Jennifer power walked all of vegas on this hunt and bag mission. Poor girl came back to the hotel empty handed and no ring.

Everyone replied with "awww"

by Theamazinggeek January 19, 2019