floor person

Someone who’s choice of seating is generally the floor over a chair or couch. Usually seen sitting cris cross apple sauce on the floor these people generally radiate a menacing aura

Oh Emily? She’s a floor person, she’s always sitting on the floor whenever we go out. She always complains she’s tired and proceeds to go sit down on the floor

by gloglo July 24, 2022

attacking the floor

Slang for falling on the ground. Used to save embarrassment.

Guy 1: Did you just fall?
Guy 2: No. I was attacking the floor.
Guy 1: Backwards?
Guy 2: I'm pretty talented, you know.

by bonelesspizza February 25, 2017

next floor

A phrase used when describing something greedy, gluttonous, etc. Derived from the film "Next Floor" created by Phoebe Greenberg.

Person 1: "Dude, check out that guy over there! He's, like, eating all the snacks!"

Person 2: "Seriously! Next floor!"

Person 1: "Yea totally!"

by resophonic April 1, 2010

floor fucker

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground

Did you see Emma cheering today? She was a total floor fucker during her dance

by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015

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by MrQwerty December 14, 2003

toothpicks on the floor

a phrase describing a situation where something bad happened only because something good happened.

Tom: Oh man, banging Donna last night was great, but now she wants some relationship crap.
Jerry: Thats real toothpicks on the floor, man.

by cubanluis March 18, 2008

the door in the floor

it is a euphamism for shame, guilt, maddening consequences; stemming from "A tell tale heart," by Edgar Allen Poe, where in he describes the agony of conscience. The murderer places the victim under the floorboards and drives himself crazy by imagining his heart beating through the wood.

Hey yo, every since I stole that lady's purse I've been having the door in the floor!

by Kat November 20, 2004