lezzing off

The act of two women engaging in illicit behaviour.

Dude 1; Yo, did you see Janet and Vicky last night?

Dude 2; Nah bro, what happened?

Dude 1; They were all over each other, it was like watching two blind men feeling for fridge magnets. They were proper lezzing off! Finger banging and motorboating... THE LOT!

by Walter Flanagan June 17, 2012

dock off

Means "very big" in high schools around North-West England.

"That car is dock off!"

by Sean Allan February 23, 2005

wack off

to masturbate (male)

a phrase that didn't exist until someone mixed the phrases "jack off" and "wank off"

not to be confused with "wacking"

I saw my brother wack off to porn when I snuck in his room.

by selenagomez123 September 8, 2013

torqued off

Means the same thing as ticked off, pissed off, teed off, etc. (e.g. extremely angry)

Melanie got very torqued off when she discovered that her Facebook account had been hacked and subsequently altered to replace her photograph with one of a dead giraffe.

by Telephony June 23, 2011

tick off

1. annoy
2. reprimand

TICK OFF (How to tick someone off):

1. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking.

2. Tell him, if he does that again, you will kick his ass.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

goof off

(v.) To slack off by wasting time idely, sometimes through electronic means like video games, or through alcohol, doing absolutely nothing, or sleeping excessively. To goof off is to pass the time through the most unproductive means possible.

I completely goofed off in college, devoting my life to slime volleyball, Soul Calibur 3, and ultimate frisbee instead of academics. Now I'm a level 3 barbarian living in a shack by a tucked away creek in Intercourse, Pennsylvania. It was totally worth it.

I totally goofed off. It's three in the morning and I'm still reading hysterical defs on urbandictionary.com.

To goof off is to live life to the fullest.

by papermachete November 10, 2005

Cut off

To ignore or stop texting/talking to someone. Usually a boyfriend/girlfriend but can also be a friend to.

"Cant belive Kylee cut off Marco just like that. They were so tight"

by Redspicybumd October 6, 2017