I was frustrated as i was told to clean the bathroom floor after he performed a giant nuclear dropping yesterday morning.
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Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》
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Get the jeff nuclear mug.Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning is an extension of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning that involves performing the act with your balls touching a highly radioactive source. This does two things.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
1: It irradiates your semen, adding some *spice* to the final product
2: It makes your cock fall off due to radiation sickness.
Instead of just waiting a week to use the final product of Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, you wait until your cock falls off and add that to the mix. Usually, you can only do this once, so make it count.
John: "He'll never expect Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning."
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
John: "Hey Jimmy!"
Jimmy: "What's up, John?"
John: "Remember that box of Swedish Fish you gave me a while back?"
Jimmy: "Oh, yeah! That got you good huh?"
John: "Yeah! Well, I decided to make a peace offering to you."
Jimmy: "And what's that?"
John: "A completely normal, unfucked box of Swedish Fish."
Jimmy: "Why thank you, John."
John drops dead (for the second time).
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
Get the Nuclear Swedish Softcock Flickergooning mug.Power-plant manager: "Yeah, we had a nuclear excursion last night..."
Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."
Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."
by o_alquimista January 3, 2022
Get the nuclear excursion mug.The act of baiting out your political adversaries by stockpiling increasing amounts of nuclear weapons, threatening to use them, but ultimately not doing so
Secretary of Defence: “Sir, we have reports that the Soviets are stockpiling nuclear warheads in Cuba, only 90 miles from the southern tip of Florida”
President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”
President Kennedy: “They’re edging us, Rob. They’re nuclear edging us”
by Mebemax May 9, 2025
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